Oldie but goodie

"After 25 years of marriage a man looked at his wife and said: 'Darling , 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10in black and white TV, but every night I got to go to bed with a very hot, 25 year old blonde."

"Now we have a nice house, a nice car, a big bed and a plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not keeping your side of things"

His wife, -- being the reasonable woman she is --, told him to go out and find a hot, 25 year old blonde that he could go to bed with every night.

And she would make sure that he would again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car and sleeping on a sofa bed............